beat bama

To jerk off.

I haven't had sex in forever. I might need to go beat bama.

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bama dusted

A DC MD term, under the influence of excessive alcohol, fried out your mind.

Nigga I was bama dusted last night, I slept on the steps.

I was tryin' to duke dis youngin last night but she was too bama dusted

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Zombie Bama'

A zombie version of Barack Obama, enough said.

However Zombie Bama' will jerk you off for gold coins, all for convenience.

Donald Trump: Hey Barack, be careful! We're in a zombie apocalypse!!! So don't get bit!
Barack Obama: Ok man, I won't!
*Barack Obama Gets Bit By A Zombie*
Donald Trump: Oh no! It's...ZOMBIE BAMA'
Zombie Bama': Brainsssssssss.

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Bama Butt

A posterior roughly the size of Alabama.

"Wow, your mom's got a Bama Butt!"

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Bama Beatdown

The act of defeating a football team that has a battle cry of "Roll Tide, Roll Tide" with an overpaid coach who will surely have numerous NCAA infractions. The team had a ranking of #1 with a Heisman returning running back and a quarterback that hadn't lost a game since the 8th grade.

The University of South Carolina put a Bama Beatdown on the Crimson Tide on 10/9/10 at Williams Brice Stadium by shutting down the running and passing game with a stifling defense while scoring more points on the highly touted team than in the last three years. For those to remember the score was 35-21, not sure what crow taste like but the Tide definitely got a taste of the Gamecocks.

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bama ass

term used to describe the feeling of nasty wetness due to high temperatures and lack of wiping on the ass crack region... aka swampass and nellydoo

Its gettin' hot in here I'm starting to get Bama ass.

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The Cock O' Bama

1. A common misspelling of the name of the 44th President of the United States.

2. Possibly the 44th President of the United State's stripper name.

Republicans, Michelle, and miscellaneous impoverished black women tend to slip into this misspelling.

Michelle: When I knew The Cock O' Bama back in college...

Common Street Hooker: That's him i tells yah; that man on TV right there is The Cock O' Bama!! Praise Jaysus!