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After a mighty dump I wipe my ring with the star spangles banner
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When you are having sex with a girl when she has a blue waffle, is on her period, and then you proceed to ejaculate inside of her, thus resulting in the colors red, white, and blue.
Star Spangled Banner- The result of ejaculating in a woman with a blue waffle, while she is on her period.
Tyler: Hey man did you hear about Daniel doing the Star Spangle Banner on Susie?!
Noah: Yeah man that shits gross.
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The national anthem of Christina Agulera, which she cannot sing. Why? She forgot a whole line at THE SUPER BOWL! LOLOL.
I don't know what was worse: Forgetting your own country's national anthem, or Justin Bieber running into a revolving door.
See Star Spangled Banner fail for more
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A website that consist of little more than pay per view banner ads.
Ned Googled for a PHP function that he wanted information about and two of the links led to websites with no information, just banner adverts, he cussed these banner farms under his breath.
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Imagining the empty stadium, the canceled opening game, he heard the Scar Spangled Banner, sung in a silent voice.
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So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
They left the Earth just prior to its destruction, but left humanity one last message, a triple jump through a hoop whilst whistling the Star Spangled Banner, which, when translated, read, So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish.
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The concept of respecting another's gacha pulls by respecting their targeted limited banner. This includes not rolling on the said banner to keep the "believed" pool to be abundance ready for their picking.
Friend 1: A guildmate of mine was pulling for Nian, I didn't need her so I ignored the banner to avoid deprivation of the limited pool.
Friend 2: You do realize Respect Banner Targeting isn't real?