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Thieves' Bargain

1. A type of bad-faith agreement in which each party is openly exploiting the other while tacitly agreeing to a measure of exploitation themselves, with each party hoping to outmaneuver the other to come out on top.

2. Any exchange in which the party accepts an obvious and material negative in hopes that the eventual benefits to them will be even greater.

"Your Honor, this is outrageous! To even suggest that the prosecutor would make a thieves' bargain with the notorious Velma Kelly... then fabricate the very evidence that set her free!"

"The 'Thief's Bargain' spell reduces the cooldowns of Shadow Blades, Vanish, and Feint by 33%, but using one reduces your damage by 10% for 6 sec."

by DramaGuy23 April 18, 2023


plie-bargain

Can refer to either:

(1) A penalty-reducing agreement whereby da offender agrees to learn/perform one or more ballet-moves in exchange for a lighter/suspended sentence, or
(2) An exercise-easement allowance in ballet class dat excuses a student from having to perform certain dance-positions dat he finds painful and/or excessively strenuous.

If you get hauled before da management wif regards to your gluttony at da buffet table, you might be able to strike a plie-bargain as an act of good faith in improving your dietary health.

by QuacksO December 5, 2022


plié-bargain

Where you offer to perform a less-strenuous and/or contorted ballet-position/maneuver in exchange for the dance-tutor's not making you overly exert yourself.

I don't have super-elastic tendons and ligaments like some of my wiry-thin fellow dance-students, so I made a plié-bargain with our instructor to go easy on me regarding some of the moves.

by QuacksO November 20, 2021


Tardy bargain flop

Used as an expression after something unbelievable is said. Also. Can be shortened to TBF

Person 1: “I got the job”
Person 2: “omg tardy bargain flop

Person 1: “I’m gay
Person 2: “TBF

by Xopher_ November 21, 2019


Bargain

A bargain is the collective noun for a group of Karens.

We got off work late because a bargain of Karens came in five minutes to close.

by Lord Ruxe December 19, 2020


bargain queen

you are a queen of bargains and you always think to yourself 'do I rly need this?' or 'maybe I can buy this somewhere else for cheaper?' sometimes you can be extremely efficient with this method although sometimes you buy what what you pay for.

Person 1: just buy it here! you buy what you pay for and if you pay somewhere else it won't be as good!

Person 2(you, the bargain queen): but I'm literally the QUEEN of bargains! you'll thank me later.

by ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᵗᵗᵉ August 7, 2022


Bargain Bitch

Someone who usually will live in the ghetto, who will do anything to get a bargain on an item that they want.

Guy 1: did you see Leshaniqua run over that old man with a shopping cart just so she could get a free refill on pepsi?
Guy 2: Dayumn. What a Bargain Bitch.

by #mexicanfood July 3, 2015