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Anyone who is 2-3 years older than you and is a tall male.This makes them a Barnacle Dad. Take a look at yourself right now are you a Barnacle Dad?
“What’s up Barnacle Dad!”👨
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An unwanted lesion attached to one's sock, typically as a result of stepping on Floor Schmeg. Barnacle material may be composed of: pasta, lint, cracker particles, gum, cheese, mulch, pine needles, cat litter or sawdust.
My cat keeps dragging his litter through the house giving me constant cat litter sock barnacles. I might have to put Mr. Fuzzyballs down soon.
A sore located on the scrotum, usually herpes or genital warts related.
Bill: Did Cashman find out what his bag barnacle was?
Ted: No. But I think he just put some Compund W on it and hoped for the best.
Bill: What a choad.
A fact which lodges itself within one's brain and refuses to be unlearned or forgotten. Usually, but not necessarily, this fact is of a useless nature.
My high school best friend's telephone number has become an information barnacle.
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A term used to flame a crusty person
bob: "BOIIIII UR A BARNACLE BOIIII"
tim: "oh wow u got me there"
When you have big honkers, but your nipples are inverted (innie nips)
"That girl ugly, she probably had barnacle boobs."
Damn yo! Brent kicked me right in the trouser barnacles, now I can barely walk.
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