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taking a shit on a cold toilet seat
I went to make bears at 3am last night but I was making polar bears instead cause that shit was freezing.
A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.
My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
Something that is hard to find
Finding a job is like trying to find a polar bear in a snowstorm
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A mint white chocolate liquor shot.
1 part Crater Lake vodka
1 part Godiva white chocolate liqueur
0.5 part Rumpleminze
Can be served as a shot or martini.
Yo that polar bear pussy is minty!
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Having to wear a sweater drenched with the baby batter of a hundred frat guys
Kyle lost a game of poker so now he has to perform the "Moist Polar Bear!!!!"
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1. (adj) a person who has bi-polar disorder but who is also really, really adorable.
2. (n) a Bi-sexual polar bear
"Joe is my bi-polar bear. He may be crazy but I love him so much!"
"Oooh there I've spotted the rare bi-polar bear. Bi people are greedy. It's like pick a damn side and stay there."
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a rear end that is large and rounded, almost heart shaped, like a polar bear's. Usually found on overweight or chubby men.
Did you see that guy's ass? It's freakin' huge! He totally has polar bear butt.
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