Classic Beetle

The Volkswagen Type 1, widely known as the Volkswagen Beetle, is an economy car produced by the German auto maker Volkswagen (VW) from 1938 until 2003. With over 21 million manufactured in an air-cooled, rear-engined, rear-wheel drive configuration, the Beetle is the longest-running and most-manufactured automobile of a single design platform anywhere in the world.The Beetle was officially designated as the Volkswagen Type 1 and was marketed in Europe by the designations Volkswagen 1100, 1200, 1300, 1500, or 1600 – denoting its engine size. The model became widely known in its home country as the Käfer, German for "beetle", and the model ultimately took the same nickname in English. In the 1950s, the Beetle was more comfortable and powerful than most European small cars, having been designed for sustained high speed on the Autobahn. It remained a top seller in the US, owing much of its success to high build-quality and innovative advertising, ultimately giving rise to variants, including the Volkswagen Karmann Ghia and the Volkswagen Type 2 van.

Person 1: Hey whats that?
Person 2: Thats a classic beetle!
Person 1: Whats that!
Person 2 : The greatest car ever!

beetle bird

an extremely self centred being that believes it has the largest brain, they seem to flock to each other and hail a divine entity they call "lucy"

"you know luke?"
"ya boi"
"he's such a beetle bird!"

ass beetle

A beetle of dung. Infests regularly. No cure. Falls out of your ass at its own accord. Believed to be caused by 3 day old sushi.

"Excuse me, Miss, your ass beetle is hanging out."

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bag beetle

Pubic lice, little critters that dwell in the hair on your naughty parts. They can be spread through sexual intercourse, but you can also get them from toliet seats, bed sheets, or someone else's underwear. More commonly known as crabs.

Jimmy's been scratching at his pants all night. Five bucks says Joan gave him the bag beetles.

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Penis Beetling

The sexual practice of inserting a live beetle into the urethra of a mans penis. Most often the barbs are removed from the legs for easy extraction.

One day after becoming bored of the typical masturbation, anal fingering, and gerbil felching a man attempted and found great pleasure in a good old penis beetling.

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Beetle-crushers

Highly polished army or safety boots with thick rubber soles.

“Aint no cockroaches gonna stick around when they see those beetle-crushers coming!”

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Poverty Beetle

a common household cockroach

also known as project beetle

Damn boi, did you see that poverty beetle?

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