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A girl with a mohawk, who after you finished having sex with her and you drop a deuce, she lets you use her mohawk to wipe it up
Becky, oh my god, a good blowjob, but what a great belgian snorkeler
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Where two people defecate simultaneously on a single toilet by sitting face to face. The one on the top must be on top of the one who is facing normally on the toilet.
You and a friend must use the toiletries but there is only one bathroom. To solve this problem, both of you can go at once by one person sitting normally and the other sitting in reverse on top of the other persons legs. This is known as the Belgian Dump.
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A fart which causes particles of watery shit, anal mucus or diarrhea (collectively known as FECAL DEBRIS) to be expelled unexpectedly from the anus.
Similar to a Dutch Cough but with more 'body'.
A partial act of following through, usually signifying an upset tummy!
I was in my office and I needed to fart so I checked the coast was clear and let rip. Just my luck, it was a sneaky Belgian Sneeze and I spent the rest of the day with a shit-map of Africa in the back of my pants!
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When you use a port-a-john and the crap is stacked so high it hits your taint.
Eric went to use the portable bathroom and was shocked when the crap hit his taint! He had his first Belgian Tickler and was not happy!
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The act of a man accidentally penetrating a woman's anus during sex. Usually only for one thrust, though still with the risk of getting excrement on ones penis.
"Dude, Tracey was riding me reverse cowgirl last night when my dick slipped out and I got a Belgian dip."
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The act of masturbating with a waffle, using syrup as lubricant
Dude, don't play Belgian Solitaire in iHop
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To fart when being fucked in the ass.
I was watchin a porno once and it was called belgian boomer and the girl farts and the guy didnt know what to do so he said "ohhh a little bit of back talk"...lol yeah uh i didnt know how to describe it any better than i have already done so in the definition so i thought i would share a little story of how i came upon the word.
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