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What our President has caused us to do.
My fellow Americans, bend over, as we are literately screwed.
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Imma bend corners and scoop up junedogg over on south fifth.
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Hell hole located in North Carolina.
Where do you live?
Oh, I live in East Bend; the hell hole located in North Carolina.
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a town in "Michiana" where fun goes to die
If it weren't for all the crack heads and cheap whores, South Bend would almost tolerable.
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when you're porking your girlfriend and she is riding you and then suddenly your cock slips out and she accidently bounces on it and bends it in half...painful
oh yes baby, ride my fucking cock...harder...oh fuck me, COCK BEND!!!!
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Small town in the middle of Kansas. Known for population of meth heads, drunken college students and wheat. Great place to live, but wouldn't suggest visiting there.
Guy 1 : Hey man, im outta beer. What are we gonna do now?
Guy 2: Its ok, theres a party in Great Bend is bound to have some.
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A maneuver, based on the movie "Legally Blonde", that can be used by females to attract guys. To do one, the subject drops something (possibly an imaginary object) in front of the intended target and, as she bends to pick it up, suddenly snaps up and supports her boobs
In my experience it has a 98% success rate at getting a man's attention AND, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. It's called "the bend and snap."
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