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A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.
On your knees, you dirty little pig.
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when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits
Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.
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1) Making your sexual partner belief you are going to perform one of the acts of the sexual trifecka (oral, vaginal,anal) on her/him and quickly converting to the other
1) My girlfriend doesn't like anal so I was going vaginal and got her with the Benedict Arnold
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The act of cracking an egg over your gonads, and then dipping them into another's open mouth. The most enticing of all acts of seduction.
Tonight was fun. Could I interest you in a Frisky Benedict?
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A serving, or portion of eggs which the pope has allowed a priest to fornicate, or ejaculate onto.
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
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when you ejaculate in your partners belly-button, and then pee on it a little for the holandaise sauce.
He gave her the best eggs benedict ever!
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Benedict XVI: only the latest gay man to play the part of Pope.
Displays common symptoms of the closeted homosexual, namely rabid homophobia.
That Benedict XVI? HELLO, flamer or what?
Few hail Mary as earnestly as Benedict XVI.
Have you SEEN the way Benedict XVI walks? Talks? Genuflects?
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