Rural Dictionary

Being a Timmer

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.

by Grace-ums May 1, 2005

'Being ugly' is, in some places (like Texas), a term used to describe the actions of someone who is acting rudely/unpleasantly to others.

While 'being ugly' is a common phrasing, there are other variants, like 'acting ugly', 'are/were ugly', and so on.

"Grant, stop being ugly to your little sister and behave!"

"I can be a really ugly guy when I go without smoke break, man."

"Sorry about my mom acting so ugly to you during dad's funeral."
"S'alright. I acted pretty ugly to him while he was alive, so I understand why she'd do the same to me while she was grieving."

by dungeonmaster11 March 10, 2010

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not being funny but

UK way of letting someone know you're about to say something that might sound weird or insulting, and you mean it.

Also used to display general impatience/frustration.

Not being funny but I'd rather eat my own lips off than go out with you.

Not being funny but is this going to take all night?

by pineappleyoghurt April 8, 2016

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Human being

A parasite that kills, destroys everything in its path over a long period of time. It is ignorant and doesn't listen to reason eventually eradicating all signs of life due to its stupidity and unreasonable attitude. This parasite is the worst thing that happened to earth since Eve ate that damn apple.

Woolly Mammoth 1: "Did you hear about that new species called "Human Beings"?"
Woolly Mammoth 2: "Ya, i hear there really stupid and ignorant"
Woolly Mammoth 1: "I know, huh? I bet you they will try to change things and become the ultimate destroyers of our world"
Woolly Mammoth 2: Ya. Probably by some kind of exploding invention that can destroy millions of lives in seconds"

by Dick Ishard September 3, 2009

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