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A cryptid. Those who have reported sightings of Binky-Man speak of a short & stocky man in a robe, riding a broomstick. He is said to have a brightly colored object in his mouth that makes a loud clicking noise as he gets near. He has been spotted all over the world, and has recently been regarded as a deity in Southeast Asia. To most, though, he is viewed as an evil and unlucky figure, as multiple witnesses have gone missing soon after a sighting occurs.
Person 1: "Jane told me that Binky-Man has been spotted in our town!"
Person 2: "What?"
Diarrhea in sudden onset ususally taking place in the worst environment possible, and continuing in spasms of unpredictable timing, causing the afflictee to remain on or near a toilet for nearly a day.
Origin: Named after a sweet cat plagued with chronic recurring diarrhea, whose condition prevented true bonding or adoption of any kind.
"Hours after leaving the Tai restaurant, I was on the road when suddenly, I had to pull into the nearest rest-stop to prevent peanut curry sauce from ejecting all over my upholstery. It was the filthiest restroom I'd ever been in, but the dia-Binky was so urgent I was trapped there, sweating and mewling for hours."
When you take a shit and jizz on it so it looks like a toaster strudel
Yo who left that binky strudel in the produce section?
Formal girlfriend, official girlfriend, future wife, the only one.
I will like to intoduce you to my Binky Boo.
Binky Boo, I love you.
Binky Boo, we compliment eachother.
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A small see-through house that keeps new born babies warm. It has handy windows too for you to stick your hands through and pat said newborn baby.
Giles was 2 months premature and had to spend his first weeks in an inky binky.
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1. Someone who does something fucked up.
2. Someone who gets girls to flash.
DUDE, your such a Binky K
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Affectionate/offensive term for an irritating, yet lovable jerk; generally someone who thinks they know everything, but refuses to listen to reason;such as my son, Alan!
"You binky-head! Read the directions before you open the package with your teeth!"
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