emotional blackout

Actions completed while terribly upset that you have no memory the next day.

Sorry I sent that email about your similarities to a person with narcissistic personality disorder; I don't even remember it. Must've been an emotional blackout.

blackout brigade

n. a group of heavy drinkers

Jose Contreras: Looks like the blackout brigade just walked in
Bruce Lee: Please! I could outdrink that whole group of p*ssyf*cks!!

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blackout-menace

Someone with the uncanny ability to consume alcohol to the point of regurgitation and continue beyond without the upchuck. This usually results in a lapse of memory for most of the night and the good possibility of forgetting to smoke, chase the opposite sex, or even merely behave in a civilized manner.

Guy 1:"Dude, I don't remember anything last night"

Guy 2:"That's because you were the blackout-menace!"

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Blackout crew

Possibly the most shit collection of twats to be placed on this earth. These 19 year old lads choose to put 14 year old girls in tutus on their music videos, and sing about drugs they can't spell.

The absolute worst thing to ever reach fame, and the absolute worst influence for children today.

Blackout crew, you are shit. Accept it. You live in Bacup, you are already scum. Don't drag yourself and the entire of Britain down with you.

matee put a donk on it ye?
na man, im shaggin some 14 year old
good shit man
cmon lets daterape to blackout crew yes yes 234.

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Media blackout

When a man or woman chooses to ignore all phone calls, texts, emails, etc. from a romantically interested individual as a mechanism for rejection.

Chris: How are things going with that girl you met?
Tim: Total media blackout. She won't return a single phone call or text message.

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blackout creampie

you are fucking drunk. you cum inside a bitch without a condom. then you are like oh shit hopefully the bitch doesnt get pregnant.

That party was sick last night bro, I got so fucked up I blackout creampied that girl who was dancing on the pool table.

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Blackout Boner

Blackout Boner (Noun)

1. An erection so intense that the majority of the blood in a male's body rushes to his penis, thus causing a black out and temporary unconsciousness.

That blonde girl at the bar was so hot that I just had a blackout boner and smacked my head on the table...wait, who drank all my beer?

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