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The force that causes you to instantly have to pee when you are out drinking with friends. Usually inconveniently timed.
OMG - I got up to get another tequila shot and I got a bad case of bladder gravity!
When you're standing over the urinal and have to piss bad but nothing comes out at first.
*Seems to occur only at high profile places
I hate going piss at Phillies games, cause I always get a bad case of bladder delay and the douches behind me get all butthurt about it
a large penis, able to make contact with the bladder during intercourse, even when using the missionary position.
At first glance, Laci was intimidated by Brock's bladder probe. But with her skill and expertise, she quickly brought it into submission.
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The second stage of Kidney Stones. When the Stone enters the bladder. Before Cock Gravel.
When Timmy reached Level 12, his Kidney Stones evolved into Bladder Rocks.
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When a person (typically a hardcore gamer) has to use the bathroom, but instead, due to their hardcore gamer bladder, the urge disappears.
Bro: dude I just had a Gamer Bladder.
Me: bro that’s cool; get back online and help me do this mission.
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Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.
woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!
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Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.
Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room
Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.
Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.
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