all the other definitions are bullshit. this word was made by mike and kev and they know the true meaning. bitches.
Mike and Kevin blarged that friday night.
Holy Blarg ! That's not an Indian, is it ?!
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An item of food that is metephorically eaten on the internet and in chat rooms as a cure for bordom.
girl (00.21am) - k I'm going to bed, goodbye
guy (00.21am)- bye
girl has left
guy (00.40am)- can I has blarg waffles?
Used as an insult against a fat hobo.
Dude 1: That is the ghettoest town ever.
Dude 2: There were so many blargs.
Dude 3: Yo.
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One of the worst (quality-wise) insults known to man. Catchy, though.
"Blarg you, sir," declared the pickle with a raising of his finger.
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Blarg Rock: Refers to an old Bloom County cartoon with "Billy and the Boingers" rock band watching Ozzy on stage. To quote Ozzy in Bloom County, "Bleeep, Blaaag, Bloop, Blaaarg!! Take it Benny!!! (Ozzy then thinks, "Hang in the Oz. There's a nice spot of hot tea waiting back at the Holiday Inn.)"
Adapted defintion, Blarg Rock: Screeeeching guitar, belching crude vocals, unncessary volume. (Think Pearl Jam strangling cats with L7, on a bad day, through blown speakers.)
Dood, I just got the new "Screech monkeyhead douchebags" album! They use a busted-up powerdrill for a guitar on every track!
Wha? That stuff is just crap Blarg Rock.
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the sound made by people who try to talk when they are oiss-ass drunk
at the paRTY, KELLY was trying to talk to me. but all i heard was 'BLARG, BLARG, BLARG' SOI TOOK HER HOME AND FUCKED HER TITS OFF
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A person dies through Blarg, easily if the weapon is a sniper.
He Blarg bang'd you... You just got Blarg bang'd.