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bless

The way to say "that was so stupid, even a blonde wouldn't even have done it, muppet," without actually offending someone.

Mom: "Billy just keked his breeks."
Pop: "Bless."

by LucySkyDiamond April 3, 2005

14๐Ÿ‘ 88๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blessing

Males: your fucking dick us a blessing so savour it. Cherish it. Love it. Never forget it.

#1: whats your bigest blessing
#2: my dick

by Theangryhat June 22, 2020

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bless

To bless someone
To hit them or 'spark' them

'I'll bless you if you dont gimme your phone bled innit'

by C U Nit November 9, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gandhi Bless

Phrase that is used whenever something good happens to you and you have to be grateful, or when you see a 10/10

Hey cus take a look at that.
Mmmmmh, Gandhi Bless.

by bataskillia hapakala donut November 30, 2016

122๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Papa Bless

Most commonly used by guys who are known for seeking the fattest vapes and the most slammin' chub n' tuck. This is a sign of veneration for something done remarkably well, the opposite of a Bradberry if you will. Use at your own discretion, due to it's incredible ability of making people say it for no reason.

Ethan: "Hey man, are you up for some Chub n' Tuck lessons in the Park?"
Ethan B.:"Sure thing man, last one was dope! Papa Bless!"

by Phantom Kaiser July 14, 2016

417๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blessed Dome

When a girl is giving you head, and It's so good, that it feels like your ascending into heaven.

Alexa is a dime piece, I also heard that she gives out that blessed dome.

by maxmed623 January 19, 2017


Blessed be the fruit

A sigh of relief after a taking a large fragrant shit

Wow, took me a lot of work to pass that huge turd, blessed be the fruit.

by Sidney's natural resources August 3, 2019