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A) Person who exceeds the average douche bag in his or her douchbagishness to a herculean degree.
B.) Solution to a situation in which the person you slept with is extremely likely to have an STD.
A.) You, sir, are a douch blimp.
B.) You, ma'am, are a (favorite or personalized adjective) douch blimp.
C.) What happened last night? Who was he? Oh my fucking fuck I dont need a bag but a blimp. A douche blimp.
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bonnie. a large person who likes bon bons
wow that girl is a blimp davis.
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A person who is fat and black and is also a pussy.
Look at that blimp dinger eating his fried chicken and his water melon drinking grape coolaid.
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basically people being so knowledgeable that their ego is inflated because they think theyre better than you based off of their not having a life and having time to read encyclopedias on saturday nights.
girl 1: "Where is iceland anyways?" girl 2: "It's between Greenland and Ireland...duh." girl 1:" stfu! you're such an info blimp!"
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The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon
At the arts and crafts store one can't help but look at balloons and yearn for a blimp job
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the art of fellatio upon a defecator.
"im having a poop come give me a blimp kiss"
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A Person who joins a gym or other exercise club in January to try to fulfill his/her new year's resolution to lose weight. The vast majority of New Year Blimps will only use a couple weeks of their one-year memberships before ultimately quitting...until next January.
My workout took twice as long as usual today because I had to wait for all of the New Year Blimps to get off the machines.