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A night in which you start out with the boys and all fellow Blokes are invited. Beers are consumed in large quantities. All the boys are full of Adrenalin and rage until the sun comes up and then rage some more. Girls tend to come late night and pipe the most obnoxious dude of the party. It’s a reward for all the testosterone one bloke releases throughout the night. Anyone there named Shane Mcdevitt most likely has panties on with a Guess shirt.
Yo dude let’s have a Bloke Night with the boys.
Mad bloke that works at qube muchea as a mechanic but would rather be smashing cogs in a c500
A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.
The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.
Stay out of your self!!
Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt
The Mosquito Bloke, or more precisely receiving a Mosquito Bloke, would be the act of your sexual partner vomiting on your penis whilst receiving a blumpkin. Either by accident or calculatingly or consensually agreed by both parties before hand.
"Hey Luke, what did you get up to last night?........well it's a funny story, Naomi was giving me that long promised blumpkin we had been talking about about for a while, however she had eaten a large portion of Mushroom Cordial and Stilton Blobber earlier on in the night so my cock made her gag and she spewed all over my manhood, it was an awesome Mosquito Bloke, even though it was an accident! I'm gonna ask her if she'll do one on purpose tomorrow night"
A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.
Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!
A young man who stands on the side of a road in Bellaire, Texas (Houston) & sings songs on a beat up guitar. He is quite skilled & very humorous. If you see him, you should toss some money in his open guitar case.
Oh, LOOK! There's the musical bloke! He's very talented. Let's give him some money so he can buy himself a drink in this hot Houston weather.
Male Masturbation also see: flog the bishop,spank the monkey,choke the chicken,wax the carrot,grease the dolphin,groom the shnauser,slap the sausage,whip the weasel,bang the fungus,smack the soldier,tame the cobra,lube the lever and of course release the hound.
After school billy loved to stroke the bloke.
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