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peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

by TommyGunnSixx June 18, 2021


Chinese Blowfish

The act of when you're eating a girl out and she farts in your mouth. You hide the fart in your cheek and you go up to her nose, put your mouth over it and blow the fart into her nasal cavity.

"Bro I was with this girl last night and she farted in my mouth, so to get her back I gave her a Chinese Blowfish"

by GUMBLEBEAST May 16, 2021


Blowfish On A Hook

The act of gripping one’s mouth with two fingers(the hook) while sticking your tongue out while blowing through the vagina(the blowfish) while sticking a thumb in the butt

John was so hot he hit me with the blowfish on a hook and I squirted all over

by DB’s April 15, 2025


Hootie and the blowfish

Having a hooker blow cocaine through a straw up your ass

Before i banged that hooker she gave me a hootie and the blowfish

by bhizzle September 19, 2019


Chocolate blowfish kiss

When a person catches there mates fart directly in their mouth and then blows it into another person's mouth.

Sally loves to give chocolate blowfish kisses on beans and cornbread night.

by Dirty Doppler March 16, 2018


Hootie or blowfish

Is something a good time, or a waste of time.

Hootie: a good time

Blowfish: a waste of time

Hootie or blowfish can be defined as either being a good time (the hootie) or a waste of time (the blowfish).

Ay Jimmy, I just asked this girl out and we’re going to the movies next weekend, not sure if she’s gonna be hootie, or the blowfish...

by Aha!A.TT.IC June 09, 2018


Cunty blowfish

Dramatic, prickly, full of attitude.

Giving big diva energy, but with bite.

Omg I love Regina George, she is such a cunty blowfish.

by Kamfj April 18, 2025