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Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"

sex is the dog's bollocks

by Canine Explanation League January 9, 2006

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Bollocks

the ultamate sware word... can be used in many contexts.
1) dogs bollocks - the best
2) ohh bollocks - showing somthing bad happened

by Darren November 30, 2002

3πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


wank bollocks

really bad thing

oh mate thats totally wank bollocks

by wankbollocks December 7, 2021


Bollock Head

Someone who has a massive butt ugly slap head with horrible pubic like, fuzzy hair and no fringe.

Isn't that Keith Harris and Orville? He's got a right bollock head.
There goes Jayne from the office, hope she doesn't sit with us for lunch...the ugly bollock head

by Peekes May 2, 2016


bollock

a castrated bull testicle

dude ur sucking on a bullock

by Shaw March 30, 2005

3πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


Bollock Emptier

A vagina wielding bitch hot enough to empty your bollocks with a mere glance

Jed: Daryl, ur moms a real bollock emptier.
Daryl: ya shes hot bro, i fapped off already today over her.

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

96πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Bollock Black

Bollock black is when someone is at the darkest of angry. They have reached a certain depth of angry, so deep that they are black with anger.

Kallum: *makes immense noise*
Ollie: *chases Kallum in anger*
Kallum: β€œfuck! he’s bollock black now”

by Conorboiboss September 3, 2021