A giant man born from the sperm of a hippo implanted into Billy Crystal
Jesus that guys got a head the size of bom bowe's balls
*opposing team scores a goal*
βbom bom clattttβ¦β
A booty.
I like to lick the boom bom on occasion.
I smak da boom bom like I mean it.
Teacher: why can you not stand up?
Me: I made a Bom
Teacher: k.
When you look through all your phone pictures looking for people who have their mouth open then get excited.
Why is your mouth open on this picture? Dude, you need to get your BOMS in check.
Big Ole Mouth; like a small spoon vs a big spoon when it comes to eating up anything π It's far more satisfying to get in as much as you can π
1. Guy 1 : Have You seen Katie's mouth?
Guy 2: Oh yeah! She has a BOM that
can make anyone blow! π¦
2. When girls meet me in person, they always notice my BOM and wonder what it doπ
I know they fantasize about me setting them off with this BOM π
3. Friend 1 : Jack ate the whole-ass box of
cereal in 19 bites with that
BOM of his! π
Friend 2 : Damn! That's
impressive. What's that noise
coming from his stomach?
Jack : oh shit... I gotta get to the
bathroom now, I'm about to
explode! π£
The Bureau of Meteorology (BOM or BoM) is an agency of the Australian Government that tries to provide weather services. The agency also has an irrational distaste for acronyms and therefore BOM can also be a call to embrace who you really are.
Jack: "What's the weather in Melbourne?"
Andrew: "I don't know. Check BOM."
"You really need to stop hating on yourself and embrace your BOM."