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The act of finding out that your parents are part of the BDSM community in the most scarring way possible. An example would be coming home from school and seeing your mum on all fours with a gag on and your dad behind her with a whip.
Friend: Why didn't you go to the party yesterday?
You: I couldn't man, I got Bondage-scarred and fainted and we all know I don't faint bro.
All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.
How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.
Its is a Japanese style of bondage or BDSM which involves tying a person up using simple yet visually intricate patterns, usually with several pieces of thin rope
Boy 1 : you want to asian bondage that girl over there
Boy 2 : Hell yeah
Boy 1 : bring the boys over and get some rope
Ball bondage is when you sit down in tight jeans for a long long time to then find your testicles are twisted and stuck together in the most awkward position, moving your junk around with your hand or most other unique methods to remove such disturbance.
Jeff - "Argh, I've got ball bondage again"
Gary - "How are you going to untangle them this time"
Jeff - "With your mouth of course"
Your regular duct tape with a kink!
Abduct tape??? Nah sex ties & bondage tape… tape that sticks to itself, not you!!!
Silence is golden but bondage tape is a sticky situation…
Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.
Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.
When you're too poor to afford even the shoddiest rope and chains but too kinky to ignore the calling, you throw together some makeshift bondage gear with whatever's laying around.
Jack: "Make sure you pick up some rope from the hardware store on the way home. We're going to have some fun tonight."
Jill: "Hold on there, Mr. Rockefeller. We're going to have to use some of that food stamp bondage if we want to eat for the rest of the month."