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Daddy would love to play with you, honey, but he's busy mass turbating to this chick's epic boobs. He can't help himself.
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Without boobs, girls would be guys with pretty faces.
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Something to look at while a girl talks to you.
Boobs make talking to girls fun.
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The universal answer to all questions.
"Daddy why did mommy leave us?"
"BOOB SON. JUST BOOB."
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boobs: two soft areas of a women's body on her upper chest, around the center of which are nipples; are often played with, sucked (both by babies and others).
The man sucked her boobs as he fucked her.
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Two large jiggly balls of flesh, that get in your way and like to attack people.
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A very stupid person, can be used as an insult.
-instert screaming person here, being attacked by breasts-
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"You bbob-headed-monkey failing your math test!!"
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The part of a female body that hurts a lot when it's hit.
*football kicked*
SMACK!
OUCHH!! My boob *sniff*
2 minutes later 'can you stand up now? sorry'
Yeah, *sniff* that hurt so much.
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