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When you suck a fart out of a midgets butthole.
Tiny was feeling gassy so I bought a small piece of the bank.
an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
When you by accident get bitten by a rabbit and you mispronounce bitten by bought
Ouch! My finger hurts, this rabbit bought me
Euphemism for deceit, or going on the run. In reference to the John Darwin disappearance case, who was presumed drowned after his canoe was found washed up on the NE coast of England in 2002, and whose fraud was exposed by a smiling photograph of him and his wife in a Panamanian real estate agency in 2007. His wife had collected £250000 on John's life insurance policy.
'Have you seen Chris lately?' 'No but I heard the the cops were looking for him, so maybe he bought a canoe'
'Sharon is worried that Dave is cheating on her with Ronnie, do you know anything?' 'Well, I'm not saying he's bought a canoe but i have seen them together'
Something you say when you buy something for a homie
John doesn’t want Michael to buy him his drink Michael buys it anyway looks at John and says “Get bought”.
Something you say when you buy something for a homie
John is buying a drink but before he can pay for it Michael pays for it and says “Get bought”.
Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.
"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."