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By far the best city in the state of Mississippi. Conveniently located just miles from the heart of Memphis, but far enough away to avoid being hit by stray bullets. This charming city has history all the way back to when the land was "bought" by Mayor Wesson from the Native Americans. His home in the historic "Old Towne" district is a symbol of pride for many Olive Branchians. The west portion of Olive Branch is populated by fast-paced urban city dweller people, while citizens that live in the east usually tend to enjoy the simpler things in life. Also more black people live in the east.
Dude: Have you ever been to Olive Branch?
Other Dude: No, but I heard it's a magical place.
Dude: That it is, bro.
A term that refers to african americans who supervise monkies in trees.
Branch Manager: "OHHH OOHHH AAHHH AAHH!!"
Small town in the middle of nowhere where there are branches with a bunch of flowers. Located just outside of Buford and Gainesville.
First Man: "Hey look over there! All those trees have a bunch of flowers on them."
Second Man: "By George, I have a name! I dub this land, 'Flowery Trees!'"
First Man: "...."
Second Man: "...What?"
First Man: "Well, it doesn't sound like a very good name...."
Second Man: "Do you have any other suggestions?"
Third Man walks up: "How about Flowery Branch?"
Second Man: "Fine, but I still get credit for naming it."
A high-school in the 757 that is full of stuck up rich kids and fuckboys
"Did you hear that she is dating a guy from Western Branch?"
"He's probably a fuckboy."
Where you can often find your boss or manager when s/he's supposed to be at work but isn't.
Likely to be some place like a Starbucks, or, if you're lucky, a local bar.
"Hey, where's Ted? I need to get this purchase order signed by 4:00!"
"His afternoon meeting got canceled, so he's probably at the branch office."
When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.
"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."