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Ignorant assholes who spend all day creating definitions of Americans and the United States as stupid ignorant beings on Urban dictionary all day. They argue how the United States was to blame for "being late" to WWII even though they could not keep Hitler's army in check leading to the death of millions civilians and escalating into a World War.
Not all Americans are fucking ignorant rednecks, and anyway there is nothing wrong with rednecks. Oh no! 4x4ing in the mud and listening to country music is such a bad thing!
British: Hey American! What took you so long to get to Europe for WWII?
American: Sorry, we did not know we had to baby sit you mother fuckers.
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A bunch of idiots who hate America because its a trend. Its simply part of the foreign culture to hate Americans simply because they are jealous. Take a look at America, then take a look at England. America elects talented and experienced leaders who know how to lead a country. England elects an a thousand year old woman who likes to play dress up. English people like to make fun of Americans for losing in the Vietnam war. That was ONE war lost, which was a lot less than England. And one of the wars England lost was against us, which is why most Brits hate us, its because they're bad sports.
England is an ill-tempered and spoiled nation, who have some of the most money in the world, but continue to complain about other cultures instead of actually developing their own. Stupid arrogant limeys.
"I'm a Brit and I'm gonna hate Yanks cause everyone else does and I wanna look cool!"
"I'm a Brit and I hate those bloody yanks, ohhh I'm like sooooo kewl!!!"
"I'm British and I hate bloody yanks cause I wanna be a trendy fuck like the rest of the world lawl!!!!!"
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British people are often ugly with bad teeth and are very fond of tea.
British women are often fat ugly slobs
Plastered in fake tan.
Guy1: I saw this guy the other day he was ugly with horrible teeth
and his wife was fat and orange!
Guy2: He was probaly british
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Members of a fictional country who struggle living in the shadow of the irish, expressing their frustration with stabbings and transphobic remarks. They have a queen yet are not bees.
British: "Oi mate, I'm British, where are you-"
Normal person: "please stay away from me"
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Awesome people, but terrible food.
Spotted-Dick? I think I'll pass...British food is gross.
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A stuck up snobby person with an annoying accent, who trashes America because they been fucked in the ass by the USA
British person: I hate Americans so much
Intellect: At least we don’t have sticks up our ass
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british people. we're normal people. yea you get the chavs and roadman but it's not as bad as you think. we don't all drink tea. we don't all say "wagwan bruv what you sayin". we don't know the queen. AND NO. WE DON'T ALL HAVE MASSIVE EYEBROWS. oh also, majority of us DO know millie b and soph aspin sends. little t's music, we all know it unless you're posh :) we don't all say love either 😭
what americans think "i'm british love, would you like a cup of tea darling?"
what we actually say "im bri ish, you wanna meet at maccies?"
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