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Thinking everybody you see, even if actually thin, is fat.
No, those jeans don't make you look fat. She just said it because she has anorexia by proxy.
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when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking
bryan: dude i feel so weird rn
kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high
Feeling embarrassed for somebody when they are doing something embarrassing
I was embarrassed by proxy for it the girl talking too loudly in the movie theater
Refers to where Person A wishes to give Person B a big ol’ "arms-around", but is presently unable to conveniently/acceptably approach Person B to do so. Person C, however, does happen to be in a position to “administer da lovies” to Person B, and so Person C cheerfully/obligingly gives Person B a hug in lieu of da warm squeeze dat Person A had wanted to give Person B.
Proxy hugs can be administered for a wide variety of reasons, some of the more common instances are:
(1) The person wanting to give the hug is presently wedged away back behind some tall objects or in a tightly-confined space to attend to a necessary task back there, and so it would be excessively difficult for him to clamberingly extricate himself just to give the other person his hug, and then have to slither himself right back there again to finish his job.
(2) The person wanting to give the hug is all “sticky-yucky” from a hot/dusty/messy task he’s presently engaged in, and so he doesn’t want to soil the clean/neat garments/skin of the huggee.
(3) The person wanting to give the hug presently has a contagious illness, and so he does not want to touch or even come near anyone else for fear of spreading germs.
(4) The person wanting to give the hug is not actually present at the huggee’s location; maybe they are just talking on the phone, and the would-be hugger is super-grateful to the huggee for one of more nice things that he did for him. Something like this happens several times in the “Bionic Woman” series --- the Secretary of State wants to thank Jaime Sommers for her valorous services, but he is either super-tied-up with urgent matters of state or has to be out of the country at the time, and so he asks Oscar Goldman to thank Jaime for him.
A person or group of people who, after being Miteshed, proceed by Miteshing another person or group of people in order to offload work.
man1 (after being Miteshed): Damn too much work! Better offload...
man1 Miteshes man2
man2 : Jeez, man1 is such a Proxy-Mitesh!
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To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.
Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.
"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."
"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."
"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"
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The person that does your shot for you when someone buys you a shot you do not want to drink.
I can't do a shot! I'm driving. Bill is my shot proxy he will do it for me.
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