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To get a whole week of errands done in one single day, while high.
Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...
A big fat freshly shaven schlong with spiky pubes
damn... have you seen that boys meat cactus!?
The feeling of itchyness that occurs from having pubic hair grow back a little while after you shave. It usually only lasts for a short while, until the hair grows more fully or the person shaves again. When the person shaves again, however, cactus crotch is sure to come back temporarily.
I am always itching my private regions whenever I get cactus crotch. I generally get funny looks in public when I do so, and I like to wear sweatpants when I have the infirmity.
V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.
"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."
"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."
"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.
The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.
Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?
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When two people of the same sex both have feelings for each other,
But refuse to confront those feelings
"Gracie and Kiara are a bunch of Gay Cactus"
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Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.
After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.
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