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A state in which a person has gotten so little sleep that they must rely on a constant intake of caffeine to stay awake.
Joe stayed up all night, so he was on caffeine life support the next day.
Caffeine and green stuff is when you drink a cup of coffee or a red bull energy drink or a Monster energy drink and then you mix Kratom powder in warm water and drink it (or take Kratom pills with water). Monster is the Caffeine and Kratom is the Green Stuff!
Tony: I drank Monster energy drink and then had 3g of Kratom mixed with warm water! I feel good on this Caffeine and Green Stuff!
A common condition in which one does dot have enough caffeine in their system to operate normally. Symptoms include drowsiness, staring at walls, and an inability to tolerate other people, often accompanied by a headache. The only known cure is more caffeine.
George- "What's up with Steve today? He was staring at the wall, and the second I tried to talk to him, he freaked out and told me to go away!"
Tom- "I'm afraid he's got Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome. I'll go grab him a coffee."
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When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
When one who has had so much caffeine that they have become extremely intoxicated with the energizing substance and are left to be peeled off the ceiling with a spatula.
Person A: Holy shit, B, you're really caffeine toxic... I'll go get the spatula
Person B: *Stuck to ceiling*
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{krahym uh-genst kaf-ee-in--i-tee}
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1. a crime or series of crimes that involves caffeinated-beverage drinkers that expose themselves to crappy coffee, tea, soda, energy drinks, etc..., directed against individuals or large groups of people.
2. An undrinkable atrocity (coffee or tea related beverage that is too bitter, burnt, overly or insufficiently sweet, etc... ) that is directed especially against an individual or entire population or part of a population with crappy coffee grounds and without regard to individual guilt or responsibility even on such nasty coffee grounds.
Setting: End of blind date.
Bedford-Stuy Byron invites his date Flavia Flatbush to his apartment for some 'Coffee and chill.'
Flavia: Okay. What kind of coffee will you serve me? (flirty winky face)
Bedford-Stuy: Ummmmm.... Didn't think you'd accept. Will Sanka or Taster's Choice do?
Flavia (hate, anger, and disdain flash in her soul and eyes): YOU MONSTER! (knees Bedford-Stuy in the groin, crippling him to the ground). You heinous monster! Why would you serve anyone such crime against caffeinity?! (sobs and runs away as fast as her feet carry her to the nearest Williamsburg L train stop).
End scene.
The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.
Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.