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The nickname for MLB pitcher Matt Cain. The tub of lard that pitches for the San Francisco Giants. Is massively overrated by a fluke scoreless streak in the 2010 postseason, despite catching every possible break and having horrible secondary stats to back up the performance. Also overrated for his regular season numbers that are proven to be extremely lucky and a product of being a fly ball pitcher in a pitchers park. See: fluke trash
Uneducated fan: dood did you see matt cain pitch 6.2 scoreless innings in the playoffs?? he is GOD!!! BETTER THAN LINCECUM HE DIDNT HAVE A SCORELESS STREAK
Educated fan: who the hell is matt cain? You mean fatt cain, the fatass fluke piece of trash on the giants?
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Hopping aboard a night of massive consumption of cocaine
It looks like JJ's been riding the caine train.
All aboard! It's time to catch the caine train
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A term used for drinking copious or excessive amounts of alcohol. Phrase orginated in the south of Sussex.
We went down the battle cruiser and had a right good caining session, so much so my loaf was splitting all day long
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A startling new sexual position that began sweeping the nation in early November, 2011. The sexual position is fully achieved by lining up 5-7 women, actively positioning the heads in a semi-circular formation around the crotch area, and then simultaneously knocking them all out with a swing of the dick.
'Man, I was at this crazy sorority party last night... but there were sooooo many wasted chicks, and the cops were coming.. so I just Cain Train'd 'em and left quick.'
'If you havin' girl problems, I feel bad for you son... I got 99 problems and THE CAIN TRAIN IS ROLLING!!!'
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An awesome power metal band from Finland formed by former Sonata Arctica members Jani Liimatainen on guitar, Mikko Harkin on keyboards, Stratovarius singer Timo Kotipelto, Norther and Wintersun bass player Jukka Koskinen and drummer Jani Hurula they currently only have one album out Some of their awesome songs being Thorn In My Side, Stolen Waters, Gather The Faithfull (which is also the album name) and My Queen Of Winter
Guy 1: I can't believe Jani had to leave Sonata Arctica he was a fucking amazing guitarist
Guy 2: Hey man check out Cain's Offering Jani started it after leaving Sonata and they ROCK
Guy 1: (Listens to the album) HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOOD GO JANI
Guy 2: Told you so
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Ever heard of a clumsy ginger that can't run fast? That's known as a quinn cain!
Yeah he's a quinn cain. I just saw him finish last in his sprints and trip over the line at the end.
An Uncle Tom who is trying to run for president in 2012. He is famous for his "9-9-9 plan" which is a tax plan were the super poor pay the same as the super rich. Which shows how disconnected he is from minorities and where his real trust lies..with the super rich douchebags. Also he used to run a pizza company so people sometimes think he is a pizza man, which is kinda inspiring.
Bob: "Yo wheres the pizza"
Bill: "I wish Herman Cain still worked there"
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