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A morbidly obese girl who dressed in very inappropriately sexy clothing. She will usually display absolutely no awareness of her body or how provocatively she is dressed. However, she may also be super-aware of her sexuality, expecting all men to desire her and showing absolutely no interest in or recognition of rejection by the opposite sex. The term "cake" refers to her constant desire and inappropriately timed consumption of sugarey baked goods and hydrogenated snacks. IE, eating twinkies while wearing a vinyl mini skirt at a night club.
"check out that cake on the dance floor - I've never seen anyone eat a twinky and back their ass up at the same time!"
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TIM: WOW we should throw this cake at Karl's face!
Rlaph: No dont throw that cake (yummy satisfing goodness) at Karl! We dont want to wast a good cake (yummy satisfying goodness) on such a ugly face! Lets eat it to satisfy our hunger!
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Jane was hungry, so she got her boyfriend to make her a cake to turn her on and to satisfy her craving.
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A word used to describe a homo/fairy.
Scott: (in gay a voice) Dude Im ready to go.
James: You fucking frosted pussy ass cake, we've only been at the strip club for an hour and you want to leave?
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a man who has to spend money on a female because he doesn't have any game.
aka cake daddy, cake momma
Stu gave all of the ATL girls leather coats for Christmas and still got no ass. What a cake.
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a delicious bakery item that is often regarded as a delicious treat, however, can also be used to describe the sobriety of an individual
NotSoHungover: Well, Nicole didn't drink that much last night.
OhSoHungover: Yeah, she was as sober as cake!
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a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling
Tom doesn't need friends because he's a cake
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