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Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.
Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.
Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.
Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.
Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.
"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo
When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.
Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.
I guess you had a calendar lockout this year
The official name of the calendar that mental asylum inmates, delusionists, and Qnuts follow instead of the regular calendar. The crazy calendar has the same number of days as the regular calendar, including those of leap year.
However that is the only similarity. The calendar has only 6 months instead of 12, because both the delusionals and Qnuts especially have to short of a memory span to remember the names of 12 months.
Each month has 60 days, with the exception of February which has 65 days. During a leap year, February has 66 days.
1: You know James?
2: You mean that delusional dude, who also supports Q?
1: Yah, he was saying some weird stuff like June 47th.
2: He probably is following the crazy calendar like all the over-insanes follow. Their June 47th is our December 18th.
Making your move on a colleague.
Slide into calendar can be used in these ways:
"Hey Hege, I noticed an empty time slot on your Outlook… mind if I slide into your calendar?"
"First, he asked for a ‘brainstorm session.’ Then, a ‘strategy sync.’ Now, a ‘team lunch’? Hege, he’s definitely sliding into your calendar!"
"I saw him lingering by Hege’s desk all week—dude’s trying to slide into her calendar."
Referring to dates on a calendar.
My wife and I were speaking calendarically about our vacation.
She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.