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Referring to dates on a calendar.
My wife and I were speaking calendarically about our vacation.
She thought Jim was calendarically wrong for her.
A calendar students use to make money, typically in the swimsuit/lingerie fashion. college students search for the hottest girls to pose in different months.
Guy: whoa, do you see her dude?
Girl: she would look so good in my college calendar
Using shared Outlook calendars to snoop on co-workers or your manager.
Joe discovered there were going to be more lay-offs by doing a little calendar diving in the CFO's Outlook calendar.
In the mood to be productive, whilst sitting in a chair doing nothing
I'm really in a calendar mood right now!
When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.
Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.
I guess you had a calendar lockout this year
Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.
Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Yeah of course bro.
Jack-off January
Fuck-time February
Masturbating March
Anal April
Moaning May
Jizzing June
Juicy July
Ate-out August
Sucking September
Ovulating October
Nutting November
Dick-riding December
I am participating in Ate-out August instead of No Nut November this year.
Yo bro, you trying the Alternative NNN Calendar this year?
Of course bro, i am always up for a challenge.