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The energy that is in food or drinks.
"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."
Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.
“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”
Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
She went on a diet because she had too many calories
Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night
I have too many calories in my closet.
How come calories don't creep into your closet?
tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night
You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
A quarterback who puts up a lot of seemingly impressive stats, but rarely wins games, rendering his stats useless in the grand scheme of things.
Also applicable for stats put up when the team is down or up by a lot. AKA, not when a game is being determined.
Jay: I am so pumped for my team's new QB, we are going to air it out all season long.
Joel: Hmm, I don't know. All I see is a bunch of empty calories, he may be useless when it counts.
Jay: Ugh, he never wins big games, you are so right.