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someone who makes a conscious effort to count every calorie they consume in a day to the point where it becomes excessive.
tiny creatures that live in your closet and sow your clothes tighter and tighter every night
The energy that is in food or drinks.
"cant live with calories, cant live without calories."
Calories are the amount of energy released when your body breaks down (digests and absorbs) food.
The calorie is a unit of energy.
“Oh god!- I may or may not have had a bit too much calories..”
Small goblins that hide in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter each night.
She went on a diet because she had too many calories
You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night
I have too many calories in my closet.
How come calories don't creep into your closet?