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You: “Dude what are calories?”
Me (an educated guy): “Basically, it’s invisible food math.”
Tiny organisms that live in most people's closets and sew their cloths tighter every night
I have too many calories in my closet.
How come calories don't creep into your closet?
A women who is fat & ugly and gay
Bro did you see how much Calorie queen arwen ate at Burger King?
The act of burning calories and donating them to kids who need them most.
I totally calorie clouded that burger from lunch today when I went for an afternoon run.
when you’re broke and hungry so you compare the amount of calories in different foods to see which is the best offer.
“I’m so poor I’ve been calorie cashing all week”
One hippie calorie is equivalent to 1mg of THC.
That gummy I ate had 20 hippie calories.
someone who makes a conscious effort to count every calorie they consume in a day to the point where it becomes excessive.