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Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao
Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.
wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!
Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨
More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.
Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
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a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly
"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"
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It's really thiccc. It's the most bootyfull thing in this world. It's too long to take it all in. Ashton had sum of it he said it was wonderfull he's now falling in love with it.
yesssss Calums Dick is sooooo bootyfulllllllll.
a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later
im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!
when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow
last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum