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having the hottest and sexiest hands on the plant. they’re so hot that they look good doing anything.
wow mikey you have calum hood hands!!
Some random punk bitch on the internet ....lmao
Ask them not me !200.gif! Their -Calum Hoods ToeNail .....
Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨
More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.
Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
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a cute and less awkward way to say you masturbated clitorly
"Sorry man id come over but tonight I'm hanging out with Calum hood it's been a while"
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A chav in denial, but truthfully he is. He confirmed it with his own words but is too much of a bitch to admit it.
Me: He's such a Calum
Them: No I'm not, I'm just a PokeLegends staff!
A very amazing person with a huge dick.
He is the sweetest person and if you ever meet a Calum, ask him out (Unless it's the Calum I'm dating. If thats him, then piss off)
Me: Wow look at that amazing person- oh wait that's Calum
A guy you wish you could never meet or come across. he is a prick that uses girls for his own self gain.
Calum’s give off a sweet as persona but once you get to know them, your opinion of them changes quite rapidly. you think you know them, but it turns out you don’t. You fall for them thinking that they’re this amazing person but just another red flag!
“Fuck em and leave em”
“oh that’s such a Calum thing to say”