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A dark skinned loner that will be a virgin at the age of 50. And I know what he did on january 1st
Dude chill, your gonna bea calvin, you dont need to go down that road.
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A dumbass nigga with a big ass head and most likely has bald spots with his choo choo train headass
Calvin likes men
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Biggest bot anyone knows, he kisses boys alot
“Your such a Calvin”
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a calvin is someone who.... well lets just say beware.... he will EAT U ALIVE!! every one stay clear of the ugly douche crap!
calvin gonna get cha'
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Calvin’s are very loyal but can be very weird. They like to suck off all there friends and just can be cruel once and awhile
My name is Calvin and I love sucking sweaty hairy balls.
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Nearest relative to Kelvin ie... degrees Kelvin a measrue of both hot and cold...much like this persons basketball skills, except he is usually cold. So cold that he is usually red or black, red like Nebraska and black like the black shirts....both of which suck.... oh yeah and red and black may be his new hair color, mixed with a little dander.
try Calvin Kadavay ie camel (toe) Kadavay
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One. Ugly. Asshole. Who is like a pervert at times. Need to fix its facial shit. He is very disgusting and annoying and gives off a stalker vibe. He always attempts to get close to young girls. Always get rejected. Never be able to find love with that ugly face of his. He needs to fix his ugly ass gace becore he finds love so he will not get rejected again. But it will take hid whole live to look average. Never get a calvin in your life. You will regret meeting one. Its a nightmare.
Person 1: Is that calvin???
Person 2: I think so. He is so frraking ugly though. I feel like vomiting. He is totally not my type.
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