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My echo was loud but they couldn’t hear a thing. Deaf to the world.
How much will this keep sucking you in? I screamed louder than anything on Earth, but my echo was not heard. Deep inside your soul is a hole.
Can You Hear My Echo? Your eyes seem paralyzed, but you are still moving. You are deaf to everything around you. How can you be so blind? All I need is to clap. But you can’t understand. If only you did. It went over your head. Soon you will all be ..... dead.
(heeheehee.)
Alright, everyone get your notebooks out because this is our term today because this means that shit gonna go down, "Son, come downstairs" can go out different ways depending on the race of your parent (usually its your mom) if your white your gonna have that shit like its peaceful mode on Minecraft because they would probably yell at you or something. ANY OTHER RACE OTHER THAN WHITES, NIGGA YOU BETTER START RUNNING FOR THE HILLS LIKE A RUNAWAY SLAVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS ABOUT TO DO A MORTAL KOMBAT MOVESET ON YOUR ASS ABOUT TO SEND YOU TO JESUS
IF MOM WAS WHITE
Mom: Son, can you come downstairs?
Timmy: Mom, what the hell do you want
Mom: Timmy, can you tell me why you just killed your teacher? Its a very naughty thing to do
Timmy: What kind of retarded question is that mom? I was doing that shit because I was in a depressed state because of my goddamn teacher assigning me to much fucking homework, you filthy bitch. This conversation makes me uncomfortable and you are bringing my anxiety levels up, mommy
Mom: Ok, son, just wanted to make sure, if the cops come here, remember daddy has his guns downstairs!
Timmy: Ok bitch
IF YOUR MOM WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHITE
Mom: Jamal Martin, get your ass down here before I drag it for you!
Jamal: Yes mom?
Mom: Why the fuck did I get a email from your teacher that you were misbehaving?
Jamal: Oh, its because of-
NEXT DAY
Timmy: Oh look, someone is on a milk cartoon!
Why are you typing this on Urban Dictionary?
Either you are an addict.
Or your way to bored in school.
Kyle: Hey Many Where Can You Buy Cocaine?
Mom: Kyle you have a serious problem.
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Art Thou feeling it now Mr. Krabs...
the question that has stumble philosophers for ages. What if Mr. Krabs can feel it without feeeeeling it?
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to meet someone halfway of the journey
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when a guy has the longest boner possible and need to take a crap, and when they sit down on the toilet, the penis goes over the toilet seat, and worrying that they might piss off the seat so they need to lean over super far to get their penis in the toilet area.
Your best friend outside the bathroom: HOW LOW CAN YOU GO!
You: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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When your face is in her-he butter but you don’t stop but you keep licking
YO man how far can you go down the that butter whole
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