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An individual who is completely oblivious to the awkward and often offensive nature of his behavior and style. Due to his high level of confidence and willingness to embrace new styles and personas with ease, unsuspecting bystanders may find themselves strangely attracted to the douche canoe. This is due to his vortex of douche upon which he proudly paddles through life.
Terry pulled up to the stoplight in his blacked out Mercedes and took a long drag off his vape pen. He turned toward his girlfriend and blew a great cloud of smoke into her face blocking her view while he winked and blew a kiss at her cousin riding in the back seat.
Sandy, I told you to get rid of this douche canoe. He is such a creep!
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A stupidly big shoe. When someone's shoe is so mammoth it is as if they're sailing down the street in those gargantuan laced souls.
The only shoes the little asian lady could find to wear were Shaq's slippers, so she walked out to get the mail in a pair of foot canoes.
Big-foot went to the shoe store where Al Bundy fit his tootsie with a foot canoe.
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a chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo
i used a mohogany canoe last night and it was the shit.
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Second baseman for the New York Yankees, extremely hott, barely speaks a word of english, and happens to PLAY IN BETWEEN Derek Jeter and Jason Giambi...oo yes and he's one of the best rookies in the game.
Robinson Cano should have won AL ROOKIE OF THE YEAR.
Hmm...speaking of great second basemans, did you see Robinson Cano last night?
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Receiving oral sex immediately after a strenuous day of labor resulting in swamp nuts.
"Hey Amy, how was dinner with Ernest?"
"Ugh...he worked a 12 hr day, didn't wash up, and still asked for a blowjob!"
"Damn girl, sounds like you got a dirty cano!"
(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)
Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.
You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.
A person that flakes on friends, family and relationships for their own personal agenda. They tend to float away and are consumed by their own ego.
Jamie is such a dick canoe, we were going to play COD but he went to eat a hotdog.