nick cargo

A white male with ancestors of common name "Cargo". Owner of a very small, bent, ugly penis. Has no purpose in life.
Usually the owner of a very small curvy penis. useless to society and ugly

Man this guy is such a nick cargo

alligator in the cargo bay

A task that was taken on and solved out of a desire to take initiative at work. This is a reference to an episode of The Orville in which Captain Ed Mercer asks Bortus what he has been working on, and Bortus replies that there is an alligator in the cargo bay, but he has crushed it with a chair.

Did I fix the SQL injection vulnerability? Of course, it's an alligator in the cargo bay!

yo los cargo

I got them (cahones)!

Don’t be afraid for me, because “yo los cargo”…
~my Nano on his deathbed.

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

<.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.>

Cargo Cum

Cargo Cum is when you break into a girls house and cum in all of her cargo pants.

you: Yo jeff i pulled a “Cargo Cum” on jenna

jeff: What the actual fuck

Nissan S-cargo

A van-type car that is made for Goofy-goobers that like miatas and snails

"I would love to buy a Nissan S-Cargo for goofing around"