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Job shaming someone like the guy from Cosby Show. "Is Bob rich?" No, he's a poor carpenter and not nearly as sophisticated as us rich lawyers!" Or
So, I hear your a carpenter now. *cough* (when you want to put someone down")
I hear they're carpenter shaming the new hire.
flat chested floosy.
Flat as a board and easy to screw.
Trey: "After I finished demonstrating my new "table saw", she removed her top. 'til then, I didn't realize I was in for a carpenter's special."
Abdul: "Go figga!"
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A stinky fishy person who looks like she uses lotion for shampoo.
Donna: hi!
Me: oh my lord do u smell that??!
Donna: Smell what?
Me: ...
Also me thinking inside my head: *oh my fuck that's her cuchi🐟🐟🐟*
Me again: Well the ocean called earlier they told me to tell you they want their fish back....
So there for Donna Carpenter is Stanky fishy
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Part of Speech: n
Definition: a technique in which all or most of the pubic hair is removed with the application of Duct Tape which is then warmed with a heat gun
also called Brazilian Carpenter's wax, bikini wax
Etymology: I heard it here in San Francisco
As erotic as a Brazilian Carpenter's wax can be, the duct tape can leave behind adhesive, so be sure to properly clean your Sub after the procedure.
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ie, shane from the L word. bitches. is flat. is an "a" cup and easy to screw. she is the carpenters daughter.
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An adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own sex not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. A union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or anal port.
Hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad... He must be a union carpenter.
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