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Cassie is the most gorgeous and amazing person ever. She’ll never let you down and is always there to spill the tea. She will treat you like a queen and is always down to have fun.
John: dude did you see Cassie ?
Jake: hell yeah she’s hot as hell
John: yeah she was dancin hardd to some tswizzle
If her name is cassie she shouldn't drink cheap vodka that ahit makes her depressed if ur ugly then she wont tell u but a soon she gets high she tells u that u look like ugly asf but she can be super nice lovely and funny as hell she also may be a litte hoe inside too but whats life without a little slut by ur side🧏 ♀️
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She is a fuckwit, she’s really pretty tho, absoloute fucktard tho
Spencer: I’m cheating on my gorgeous girlfriend cassie
Anya: I will fucking kill you
Cassi's are great people to be around, especially if your friends with them. They like to hehe and make funny jokes. If you are mean too them, they will be sad. But if you say sorry, they most likely will forgive you. And guess what? If your weird, they won't judge you! They might be weird with you. They can vary from really social to not that social, but that's okay because if you be kind to them, they will be kind to you and then you can become friends with them! And to all the Cassi's out there, your kind and caring, and just an overall good person to be around.
Cassi is an amazing girl who is very beautiful and who can make you laugh no matter how sad you are. She is gorgeous and her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard so if you want her you better get her. She can have low self confidence but always brings herself back up again. Her friends adore her and love her to bits. She can be awkward but once you get to know her she looses her shell and becomes extremely dorky. Also she loves watching vines. Lastly if someone insults her or her friends she’s ready to bury their dead body.
Bro 1: BROOOOOO!!!!
Bro 2: What dude?
Bro 1: This girl I’ve know for a long time is starting to grow on me and i think I want to ask her out.
Bro 2: Is she a Cassi?
Bro 1: YOU KNOW IT!! I
Cassie is a communist robot developed for the Vietnamese by the Chinese to attack western civilization. She uses her attractive looks to gain access into top secret military facilities, where she then drives everyone crazy due to her easily confused nature. She runs on an outdated operating system and has virtually no computing power whatsoever. She was considered a huge flop, and as a result has not been updated in over 40 years, and as a result only serves to correct peoples grammar.
Felix- "Dude what's wrong?"
Mitchell- "Ughhh nothing just this girl Cassie is killing me"
Felix- "How so?"
Mitchell- "she corrects everything I write and gets confused so easily"
Felix- "Oh dude I know what you are talking about. I saw Inception with her and she was so confused I didn't even know how to start explaining it to her"
Mitchell- "Cassie will be the death of me"
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