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albanian tap dance shoes from the 1800hundreds
vince gave the razzolinis, cement boots as a departing present,in the hudson river.
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A euphemism for a vegan milkshake invented by police in Portland, Oregon to exaggerate the dangers faced by their friends.
I saw a kid out there with a cement milkshake and he just laughed in my face. My god, what’s happened to this town?
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Performing anal sex while the recipient releases diarrhea in a slow, controlled fashion that is timed with each thrust. Traditionally, the partners work together to mix the diarrheal substance into a thick paste, although recipients often allow for the occasional explosion of liquid stool for added flair. Additionally, if the right consistency is attained, the diarrhea acts as a very effective lubricant that is safe for use with most latex condoms. Can easily transition into other maneuvers, such as a Dirty Sanchez or Hot Carl.
I hold off as long as I can, but as soon as that 1st wave of Cement Mixer shit hits my dick, I have to bust in her immediately!
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A wrestling pin where a persons face is held against the others crotch, making it very embarrassing for the person being pinned. And uncomfortable if you opponent is sweating or has a wrestling boner.
Man. A guy from the other team out me in a cement mixer, he was all sweaty and had a wrestling boner, it sucked.
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When a contract is reached with an offer and an acceptance.
Agreement of terms.
Also see; cast in stone
Zoey said the price was thirty a gram, if buying an ounce. I gave a nod, to cement the deal.
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I shot my man cement on my wifes face and glued her eyes shut.
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Egg cement is the general term for any type of cement mixed with the yolk of an egg. The practice is incredibly uncommon, so the phrase has evolved somewhat of a joke definition of having _no_ real meaning, often being spammed in chains on discord servers.
I stepped in the egg cement they laid last week, I had no idea it would take so long to dry.
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