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Who the hell would kill cereal? The sick bastards.
That bitch murdered my Fruit Loops! He gonna die!
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When someone eats cereal for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Person 1: Dude buy yourself a sandwich your becoming a cereal killer
Person 2: SHUTTUP IM BEAUTIFUL *MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH*
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A fine dust rendered from pulverized cereal at the bottom of the box. The dust is usually the kif of the cereal box with all of its sugary goodness. Usually one is blessed with this treat when the other members of the household have damn near eaten all the cereal.
Honey there is no more Frosted Flakes! That’s OK sweetheart, I just snort the cereal dust from the bottom of the box.
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When a guy accidentally drops small turd nuggets while jizzing in a bitches belly-button. She then grabs the delicate nugget and dips them in her belly-button.
Man, I accidentally let out a few turds last night and she made Bean Cereal!
Cereal bars are a new breakfast food craze that is swiffering the nation. They are charecterised as your favorite cereal (which for me is trix) in bar form, along with a layer of "real milk" in the center. They are also the reason terrorists hate us. And have been proven by the BBC to be unhealthy.
Nicole got super aids from a cereal bar.
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Another way of saying "extremely serious", Serious=Cereal.
Originates from the recent "ManBearPig" episode of South Park.
"Guys! I'm super cereal right now! ManBearPig is a major threat!"- Al Gore
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for this move you need to take a lady to outer space and go on a space walk. during the walk you must pull out your penis so it explodes and collect all the fragments, then bring them back to the ship and make the woman eat them in a bowl of cereal, usually special k.
james: yo bro are you going on that nasa mission?
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.