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Medical condition to describe the horrific chafing of the butt cheeks caused by long hard shifts in a hot sweaty environment. Is often exacerbated by tagnuts, winnets or dangleberries . Although there is no cure for this dreadfull ailment, many chefs I know swear by cornflour, well known for its high starch content. Some shave their asses to lessen the pain, others smear vaseline between the cheeks to lessen the friction, but the real masochists slather their ass in witchhazel upon the onset of symptoms
Chef's temper got worse during service as a dose of chefs arse played havoc in his kecks.
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One of the most hypocritical moderators on the app called iFunny. He supports bans on people for posting offensive posts/softcore porn yet some of his posts are developed the same way. Quite prejudice.
Person 1: Bush did 9/11! You dumb niggers! I really like porn xDDDD
Person 2: You're acting just like an iFunny Chef, quit being so ignorant.
Person 1: BAN! BAN!!! BAN HIMMMM I'm CRYING ;(
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The show that's on SBS 7:30pm every Saturday that is the damned best show on earth.
Hiroyuki Sakai is my Hero.
Chairman Kaga and the Iron Chefs rock my socks.
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I person who thinks they can cook but in reality they are just good at heating up frozen meals from costco.
My mom thinks she is a 5 star cook, but in reality she is just a costco chef.
While having sex, someone switches the meat on the other participant.
My roommate and I took this girl home from the bar. I started having sex with her, then gave her the sneaky chef and my roommate finished it.
if memory serves me right, this a show that can be found on Food Network and The Fine Living Network.
It is known for it's over-the-top drama.
In the original Iron Chef Japanese, Chairman Kaga tries his best to pronounce "allez cuisine" to begin battle, but says what sounds more like "ALAKAZAM!" The producers of the show either never noticed, or found it hilarious and never informed him. (the best episode is the original Foie Gras episode...trust me)
The friendly announcer "Fukui-San" is often called upon by the floor reporter "Ohtah" in a very high pitched, hurried and excited voice sounding more like "SQUEEZE-ON!"
If you watch the show often you'll notice that both the challengers and the Iron Chefs say "I'll do my best" a lot! Also the panel judges will say "WHAAT???!!" and "ooohhhhhhh!" numerous times throughout the show.
during the tasting, the panel will often point out that the food is in their mouths.
"Squeeze-on! If you'll notice, the Iron Chef is now skinning the angler fish!" --Ohtah
"It looks to me like he's making some sort of noodle out of those crab brains." --Fukui-San
"WHHAATTTTT?! NOODLES?!!!" -- female panel member
"ohhh this black truffle, foie-gras, crab brain, fish eyeball stew is just so good in my mouth!" -- panel member
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This occurs when a person is under the influence of Marijuana and they get the munchies "like a mutha fucka." They will add various different foods together in an attempt to stop their hunger. Usually ending badly, it is however thought to be a great idea at the time. Some foods, such as Chicken and waffles, the Wendys fries with the Frosty, or a Cheeseburger with a fried egg, avacado and bacon have had success and become staple sober foods as well.
Stoner #1: Man, who would have thought that my ice cream and tortilla would go together! I feel like I should have a cooking show! I'll call it, "The Marijuana Chef", and just make great high snacks!
Stoner #2: Yeah right, what about your steak, marshmallow and chocolate syrup food? That was downright awful!
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