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When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.
"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"
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Wheres there's hope theres a way, just start pulling the roasted chestnuts out of the fire
LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.
"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."
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The act of ejaculating on a gay mans hairy chest, letting it glaze over and then picking it off layer by layer to eat as a nice holiday snack.
You should’ve seen the look on Billy’s face when I peeled off that crusted chestnut praline that I ejaculated all over his hairy man chest.
A wonderful, anxiety-riddled, too pretty to be described, Gilbert-loving, good kisser, and perfect girl with wonderful uneven nostrils. She is dorky at times, but can also take your breath away wether you like it or not more easily than she realizes. She is the nicest person around, but her anxiety make her self conscious. It's your job to fix it by holding her till she's smiling and blissful. Falling asleep on her is easier than it should be and you can stay on the phone with her for 12 hours easy. Her siblings are assholes, but she somehow survived. I love her with all my heart and i'm so happy she's here with me. Bisexual icon with those finger guns and cuffed jeans. Her smile is the best part of my day, and should be everyone else's. oddly kinky for an innocent ace, but you love it. Is the O.G. meme lord. the only thing you would want to change about her is her last name.
The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.
My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night
Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.
we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.