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The indistinguishable mass voice of an enslaved throng, first articulated by Bob Dylan in his iconic song, “It’s Alright, Ma.”
Don’t even think about questioning authority, just stand there and quietly sing along with the rat race choir!
The best group of people that ever existed. Great singing talent, great songs. Basically Gods. They will be missed by everyone.
A moment of silence to remember the death of the Red Army Choir on CChristmas 2016.
Westminster Choir College (WCC) is one of the greatest choir schools in the world, mainly because it is the only choir school in the world. Located in Princeton, NJ, WCC is the satellite music school of Rider University, although none of Westminster's students will admit that openly because of a lack of funding and appreciation shown from their university.
Westminster's gay men to straight men ratio is approximately 4:1, which causes their women to experiment with their asexuality. Students at Westminster can often be seen pulling out large chunks of their hair and weeping in practice rooms during late hours of the evenings while they try to prepare solfege singing exercises and keyboard harmony assignments for their theory classes unsuccessfully. Another cause of tension amongst students revolves around the exorbitant cost of tuition; from the cost of attendance, sheet music, formalwear, and private lessons, many students are forced to transfer to state schools before they can complete their programs of study. The most common degree program, Music Education, is host to some of the most stressed and sexually frustrated students in the modern post-secondary world. Because of this, Westminster is also referred to as "Stressminster Queer College".
In spite of all the academic pressure and frequent feelings of impending doom, most students who attend Westminster are bound together by both their commiseration and their love of music, creating an unbreakable sense of family.
High school student: I'm going to Westminster Choir College to study music education!
Normal person: Isn't it less expensive to commit suicide?
Person: Where do you go to school?
WCC student: Westminster Choir College!
Person: Oh, Westminster College in Pennsylvania?
WCC student:...No, are you stupid? I go to school in Princeton, NJ.
Person: Oh, you go to school at Princeton University?
WCC student: NO! I go to WESTMINSTER CHOIR COLLEGE of RIDER UNIVERSITY!
Person: Oh, so you go to RIDER?
WCC student: *breaks whatever they are holding and walks away*
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Refers to someone who has passed away. From George Elliot “O May I Join the Choir Invisible”. It is not something Monty Python invented!
She worked herself to death and has now joined the choir invisible.
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The choir of the U.S.S.R./Russian Federation's armed forces. Founded during the Great Patriotic War, the Red Army Choir exists to this day, still singing loudly and proud under a Soviet banner!
The Red Army Choir is the best choir ever!
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High school choir is a noun. It is a group of singers in different sections like soprano, alto, tenor, bass, etc. They are often weirder than band but still not as weird as drama. The altos are typically jealous of the sopranos or the tenors because they wish they could go either higher or deeper. Choir kids and band kids get along either really well, or horrible. Choir kids are also known to randomly burst into a song during other classes, they make a lot of music jokes, and normally there can be lots of drama and tension between the sections. There is normally always a few tenors and basses that believe they can go higher, but really, they can't. Some sorpranos also believe they can go really low, but likewise, it doesn't sound good. Choir teachers normally must have a lot of patience for how routy and inappropriate choir can be.
"Did you know Billy's in high school choir?"
"Of course, he randomly burst into song during math."
"The tenors were so jealous of the sopranos today, they tried to go really high but it sounded too squeaky."
"Ms. Rena really has a lot of patience with those high school choir kids."
(ironically) Are you a homosexual?
A guy at work is singing along to the radio, in a high pitched girly voice. To subtly make fun of him, one of workmates asks, 'Were you in the choir?'
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