A: *cries*
B: Why are you crying?
A: My new roommate is a christophe!
B: Feels bad.
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The worlds best airsoft sniper... with a fantastic airsoft business...
i wish i was as good as christoph
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Christopher's are lovely, intelligent people. Known to like films and reading, and quirky names that suspiciously sound like batteries, such as epsilon. They tend to sleep during the day and stay up all night, rarely if ever falling asleep. They like actors such as Andrew Garfield (a little too much) Most Christopher's tend to have many look a likes. They tend to eat fish as their staple food. Though not the best smelling people, they do wash on a daily basis, despite efforts the stench remains. If you do have a Christopher in your life, try your best to keep him smelling nice, it might be worthwhile to have a priest round also to deal with any satanic ways that your Christopher might become accustomed to.
- SOME have good taste in music perhaps.
also scared of aliens.
Christopher: "I showered today, but still stink"
"I would melt if Andrew Garfield kissed me"
"I am a satanic bad smelling epsilon loving person"
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Christopher is the basic being of Christ directly descended from Emma Watson's vagina Christopher also has the biggest dick ever,nobody is bigger...including OG mudbond he is literally the best at everything...he doesn't try to be the best...he IS the best even at spreading goodie holes and poppin cherries Christopher also controls Chuck Norris
Let's go to church and praise CHRISTopher
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Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice. They're someone you wouldn't mind spending the rest of your entire life with. They have a tendancy to spend more time thinking of what to do for someone else than themselves. Christophers love adventure, new things, something to get their blood rushing and heart pounding. He is also very cute, charming, loving, caring, saductive and usually mare likely to be gay.
OMG that guy is nice and caring he is definitely a Christopher.
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a baddie and a hawtie will steal your girl cause he can ๐ฉ๐ #coolalert
person 1 hey do you see that baddie over there
Person 2 his name MUST be Christopher
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That irrelevant guy that always tries to fit in but gets exposed in the end.
Are you trying to be like Christopher?
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