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Chud

Chewing Gum

"Do you have any Chud?" Asking for chewing gum...

by Lady Turner August 13, 2009

70๐Ÿ‘ 94๐Ÿ‘Ž


CHUD

Trump lover, Nazi, smelly penis cheese, rampant yeast infection.

If you love orange dick cheese, you're a CHUD

by The lemon's hubby January 1, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chud

A common term for anyone who is extremely unprofessional and sleazy. A shady character with a worthless personality. Characterized by drug and alcohol use, extensive criminal record, lying, cheating, and being a registered nurse. Often used in conjunction with the word "donkey."

This nurse is such a donkey, she just got fired for swearing at a 5 year old patient and stealing 10 grand in hospital meds on her first day of work. What a chud.

by Shiny Johnson October 3, 2007

39๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chud

Slang for chewing gum

Anyone want a chud?

by Jack TSS April 12, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 69๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chud

a baby bought into this world via the anus. a rather large poo (chud)

man i went to use her toilet and had to back away...she had left a huge chud in there.

ergh!! look at the size of my chud!!

smells like you just stood in chud

by savagelike May 25, 2010

57๐Ÿ‘ 90๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chud

A mediocre looking girl who's overweight and has small tits.

Men who date and/or fornicate with these types of women are appropriately re-named "Chudley" (addressed as "Chudley" but referred to as THE CHUD) to identify them as a guy who fucks chuds.

You couldn't pay me enough money to fuck that chud; she's a pig!

Hey chudley, that chick's right up your alley - fat body, small tits. Go get her!

Friend 1: What happened to that fat pig at the party the other day; she was drunk out of her mind!

Friend 2: Oh, her? What do you think happened? She was taken down by THE CHUD.

Friend 1: Fucken Chudley. He loves those small tittied pigs.

by CGizzo February 17, 2009

57๐Ÿ‘ 89๐Ÿ‘Ž


Chud

A penis which is wider than it is long. Can also be used to describe a subject that is particularly weird/grotesque/"chuddish". Much to popular error, it is pronounced "Chudd", and not the alternative "Chode", which is completely incorrect. Words can also be added to the end of it, to create a new word which shows great literature and lingual skills.

Man: Did you hear about that Berty guy?
Friend: Yup, complete chud!

Man: Awh man that dog is a complete chud!
Friend: Yeh, more like a "Chud-dog"

Man: You see that movie "The Water Horse"?
Friend: What the one about the giant chud?

Man: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Friend: CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUD!
Berty:........what's a chud?

by Simon Alnaimi February 22, 2008

73๐Ÿ‘ 124๐Ÿ‘Ž