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The act of 4 or more naked males sitting in a circle around a bagel, jerking themselves off. Once you are about to ejaculate you stand up and finish off on the bagel. This is continued until each male finishes off on the bagel. The last male to ejaculate on the bagel has to eat it in front of everyone.
One day Nef, Goob, Jon, and Michael got bored and they challenged each other to a circuit jerk it. They all got naked and Jon placed the bagel in the middle. Goob finished first, then Michael, then Nef, and Jon was last. Jon excitedly ate the bagel because he body was lacking in protein.
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L'sers who m'bate too much and love rap although they're NOT hip hop, for the most part.
Illegit is a good example of such a person at sound circuit.
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When employees and higher ups from Circuit City force everyone out of another company to bring in their own ex-Circuit City employees. The term implies that they just then stand around in a circle jerk to celebrate their success of eventually bringing utter failure to the company that they are invading.
Dude I just lost my job to a Circuit Jerk.
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Touching both of one's nipples with a single hand.
When he short circuited me, it felt like cool ranch.
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A group of guys with their penises in each other's assholes in such a way that the last man's penis is in the first man's asshole, creating a ring.
Guy 1: Hey man me and some friends are getting together this weekend for a closed circuit. You in?
Guy 2: Yeah man I'm free on Sunday!
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inf. To give oral sex, immediately followed by intercourse, then some more oral sex, then a little more intercourse...you get the picture. Rinse and repeat as necessary.
Running circuit is a clever way to blow a (wo)man's mind while giving your orifii a break now and again.
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A) When anything electronic with circuitry gets fried to a crisp because of energy overload.
B) When a battery head of a person ingests so much battery acid via mouth, nose, anus, dickhole or ear, that it literally fries his smartass head down to a couple tortured brain cells, giving him the IQ equivalent to a fucking grasshopper (usually hovers around 0.27 IQwith mental disorders usually come standard with 60 IQ), basically selling his soul, personality, and character to the drug gods. The mf will probably spend the rest of his life being fed by a damn robot pumping astronaut food through a tube that leads to his stomach, then considered a waste of human body parts and is better buried in the damn flowerbed better for plant nutrients.
“Dude Alex got short circuited after he tried snorting battery acid and muzzle-loading the shit in his dickhole. Now he dose t even know how to breathe.”
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