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Famous Actor from London, England who has played in movies such as: The Hobbit, The Imitation Game, and Dr. Strange.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen the new Dr. Strange movie?
Guy 2: You bet! I love Benadryl Circumcision's work!
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The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.
Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"
Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."
Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"
Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."
Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"
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the act of retracting the foreskin of the penis and keeping it retracted all the time so it appears to others to be circumcised; auto circumcision is popular among circumcision fetishists, especially some gays, who believe the circumcised penis is the most attractive; a dude who is auto circumcised looks cut to the casual observer in the locker room but still has his foreskin.
Dude 1: hey, i didnt know you're circumcised.
Dude 2: i'm not, i'm just auto circumcised because i think it looks better.
Dude 3: well, it would have been easier if your parents had just circumcised you at birth.
Dude 2: yah, but they didnt, so i just do a little auto circumcision on myself.
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The act of cutting a man's dick off
Friend 1: so, what happened?
Friend 2: So when I went to get circumcised, the guy did a Full circumcision
Friend 1:Wait, what?
Friend 2: It's when you get your whole dick chopped off
Friend 1: lmao
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A sandwich of which consists of the foreskin of a circumcised penis on rye bread with mayonnaise drizzled over the top.
A diet consisting of only circumcision sandwiches is more effective then the subway diet.
When you zip up too fast, and accidentally catch your penis in the zipper of your jeans or pants, causing a small piece of skin to rip away. It's most often know to happen in and around Cincinnati, Ohio, and is often accompanied by a high pitched squeal or howl.
I totally would have tried to get with her last night, but I was still healing from my Cincinnati circumcision the night before.
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When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and
1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.